John Bonham [Haiku]

Honestly, if there's

someone more deserving of

Greatest... point 'em out.

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Stingrays [Haiku]

Some sexiness lies

beyond the expression that

haiku can contain.

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Yngwie Malmsteen [Haiku]

Hellacious monster

& maestro from classical

to shredding guitar.

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Eddie Van Halen [Haiku]

Massive pioneer

trend-setter guitar icon

far above his peers.

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Jimi Hendrix [Haiku]

Pure, raw, driving, rare

force of guitar energy, 

spirit and talent.

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George Lynch [Haiku]

Greatest natural

born guitarist and yet he 

could not read music.

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Randy Rhoads [Haiku]

He didn't need a
big ego, he loved guitar
more than rock stardom.


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David Gilmour [Haiku]

"Most guitarists play

twenty notes where only one

note was required."

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Chick [Haiku]

If dating failed,

would she handle a break up?

or go to pieces?

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Black Star [Haiku]

What if odd terms - sung

about - concern a real thing

and aren't poetic...

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Hamlet (1913) [Haiku]

Silent-film Shakespeare?!?

Proper as subtitling

a film in Braille.

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Sailor Jerry & Root Beer [Haiku]

Sailor Jerry spiced

rum in root beer. So simple

and so delicious.

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Long Island Iced Tea [Haiku]

Lemon & orange

juice, shots of everything - and

coke. Wow, it's awesome.

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Irish Car Bomb [Haiku]

Jameson, Guiness,

Bailey's Irish Cream - drop and

drink. Glorious fun!

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Kool-Aid [Haiku]

The past is never

coming back. Is that really

such an awful thing?

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Blockhead [Haiku]

Some days I feel like

a real blockhead with my

guts just falling out.

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Piñata [Haiku]

Some days I feel hung

out to be beaten, but I

have no sweets inside.

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David 8 [Haiku]

Son of Replicants,

but no more bothering to

improve flesh & blood.

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Roy Batty [Haiku]

First iteration

of making enhanced humans

through synthetic means.

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Caine 607 [Haiku]

The last attempt at

using regular humans

to be more advanced.

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Todd 3465 [Haiku]

Great-grandfather of

Weyland Corp's "artificial

person" synthetic.

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Road Question [Haiku]

Would anyone come

to help you in time should the

worst ever occur?

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Forest Warning [Haiku]

The well-dressed man in

the forest, alone, cannot

ever be trusted.

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Duncan [Haiku]

"There's no art to find 

the mind's construction in the

face." King of Scotland

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King Ghidorah [Haiku]

Rightfully called King,

Ghidorah rules the world of

the Kaiju genre.

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Pork BBQ Ribs [Haiku]

If I could get stuck

on a deserted island

with only one food...

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Crêpes [Haiku]

Crêpes are taco shells

so awesome that they don't need

any meat inside.

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Cake [Haiku]

Cake is that hot loaf

of bread you don't want to take

home to your mother.

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Aroma Therapy [Haiku]

Look long enough and

you will smell them, freshly baked.

(You're very welcome.)

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Epic Chocolate [Haiku]

Even those who hate

chocolate can tell that beauty's

gonna taste awesome.

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