Doughnuts [Haiku]

Like someone would ask

about bagels with these bad 

boys staring them down?

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Cupcakes [Haiku]

The funner, hotter,

runaway, striptease-dancing 

sister of muffins.

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Cat Alarm [Haiku]

Cutest of monsters,

why can't I sleep in when you

decide you're hungry?

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Jack Frost [Haiku]

If he were real,

the insurance companies

would've tracked him down.

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Cupid [Haiku]

No one believes in

him until they are, in fact,

shot by his arrow.

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Easter Bunny [Haiku]

Kept my distance from

this one, the weirdest of those

magical figures.

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Tooth Fairy [Haiku]

I don't think that I

ever stopped believing, I 

just ran out of teeth.

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Santa [Haiku]

I clearly explained

the space ship I wanted. That's

when my belief died.

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Miyazaki [Haiku]

Master of beauty,

breathtaking artistry and

depth of narrative. 

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Kubrick [Haiku]

A true gem for an

over-analytical,

deep-thinking film fan.

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Ridley [Haiku]

He directed two

of my top three greatest films

ever to be made.

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Kurosawa [Haiku]

His grasp of human 

nature & stories is like

a Shakespeare in film.

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Hitchcock [Haiku]

Genius & master

of mystery. We won't see

his kind again soon.

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Carpenter [Haiku]

No director's made

a bigger impact on me

than John Carpenter.

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Cronenberg [Haiku]

Genius & master

of weird horror beyond hope. 

Truly Lovecraft's son.

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Daisy [Haiku]

I just learned the show

Dukes of Hazzard had something

in it about cars.

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Mary Ann [Haiku]

Why Mary Ann had

to play second fiddle to
Ginger escapes me.

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Godzilla [Haiku]

For real, if he

ever went to the bathroom

over Tokyo?

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Predator [Haiku]

Predator sport is

hunting... just other teams don't

know that they're playing.

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Bellucci-Trixie [Haiku]

Were I Speed & she

my Trixie? I'd have given

up racing for good!

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Ricci-Trixie [Haiku]

If Speed had dealt with

this Trixie, he'd have done far

less death-defiance.

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Trixie [Haiku]

Trixie, with all your

Trixie-ness, I would never 

have kissed you either.

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Tolkien [Haiku]

Master of words and

worlds, races and myths. A mind

beyond his own brain.

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Shakespeare [Haiku]

Who knew what evil

lurked in the hearts of men? The

Bard sure as hell did.

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Lovecraft [Haiku]

He saw into grim

worlds, the great abyss and things

which cannot be changed.

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Poe [Haiku]

Far down in dim West 

is where those dark & macabre

find their welcome rest.

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Black Cat [Haiku]

No one believes we're

being scrutinized by cold

minds greater than ours.

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Stein [Haiku]

Why is this the guy

those online quizzes say I'm

most similar to?!?

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Fritos [Haiku]

Put some lemon juice

on Fritos and you have the

perfect movie snack.

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Whiskey [Haiku]

Whiskey. Still the best

way to make lousy movies

a lot less lousy.

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Residency [Haiku]

The best horror films

move into your soul and stay

to give you nightmares.

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