Cornucopia [Haiku]

Hannibal Lecter.

What was Thanksgiving dinner

like for his family?

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Good Ideas [Haiku]

For what it's worth, my

decisions often felt like

smart moves at the time.

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Plans [Haiku]

Frustration is life's

way of telling us we don't

always get our way.

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Vendetta Breakfast [Haiku]

Chicken omelette; a 

mom cooked inside her scrambled 

kids. That's pretty harsh.

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Slumber [Haiku]

This is what bird songs

sound like when you're trying to

get some bloody sleep!

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Imp [Haiku]

I hate seeing the

influence of a thing some

say doesn't exist.

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Nightlife [Haiku]

Moonlight's not always

a kind thing. You just gotta

play the hand you're dealt.

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Visitor [Haiku]

If you knew for sure

a ghost was waiting on you,

what would your plan be?

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X-Rated [Haiku]

The banana slug

chews his junk off after sex...

at a loss for words.

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Threatening [Haiku]

Not an expert but,

if you 're wanting to threaten,

try that other gun.

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Garden [Haiku]

The seasons of our

lives change, but the garden of

our souls is constant.

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Options [Haiku]

My life's blank canvas

can be anything... until

the painting begins.

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Worth [Haiku]

If one cannot find

catharsis in sludge metal,

one isn't looking.

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Unfortunate [Haiku]

The sands of time slip

through our fingers, but the mud

of life sticks just fine.

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Baboons [Haiku]

Baboons are silly

creatures who just don't get what

horns do to one's face.

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Farrah [Haiku]

It's amazing how

one image can really be

worth a thousand words.

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Incompetence [Haiku]

That stupid snowman.

He had just one job to do...

How'd he manage this?!?

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Nyan Cat [Haiku]

Rainbow poptart cat,

I still smirk fondly at your

feline space gallop.

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Destoroyah [Haiku]

I never knew my

high school Algebra teacher

had fought Godzilla.

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Regret [Haiku]

I saw Eleanor

Rigby at her window once...

Wish I'd said hello.

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Yerkes-Dodson [Tetractys]

If 

vampires

symbolize

necrophiles, do

werewolves represent bestiality?

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Zig [Haiku]

Hang on there, chica!

Is Mr Bits & Pieces 

into whole girls now?

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Quicksilver [Tetractys]

It's

really 

mercury - 

quicksilver - and

not plain silver that kills werewolves... oopsies!

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Concerning [Haiku]

We live on a rock

flying through vast nothingness...

Why does that bug me?

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Quiver [Tetractys]

Oh

Hawkeye,

with your bow 

and strange arrows,

what purpose are you serving in this role?

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Erik [Tetractys]

Hide

your life

discarded

or come forth and

be despised. Really? No other options?

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Acupuncture [Haiku]

I'm not sure Pinhead

gets how acupuncture is

supposed to be done.

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K-Y Horror [Tetractys]

If

this is

how he gets

engaged, I cringe

at the thought of Frankenstein's honeymoon!

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Hyde and Meek [Haiku]

A two-faced nature:

one side crass and one cordial.

Sadly, I relate.

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Wondering [Tetractys]

Dear 

Steven

F. Seagal,

Why won't you stop 

making movies? What did we do to you?

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One and Done [Tetractys]

Drunk

squirrel,

I respect

your boozy life

but you, pal, are a one-bottle lightweight.

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